I dunno, according to Fark.com 50 (Fitty) Cent is reviewing products at amazon.com under the name of J.E. Swearingen. It’s funny stuff, but I’m thinking no way is it Fitty, it’s too smart and ironic, and it doesn’t have enough spelling errors, (I mean c’mon, the guy left off the “s” in cents).

Big ups to Keef at the Screw for pointing this out.