No, I’m not talking about conservative commentator, Russ Lieber, but there actually is some guy in New York who is passing himself off as the actor/comedian David Cross. Apparently the impostor is hanging out at downtown bars and scoring, both free drinks and ladies. A word of advice, next time you see David Cross somewhere, be sure to check if he is wearing latex face mask before going home with him.
- tip from Bobby T. who read it on Gawker no doubt

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