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Jon Bon Jovi, the 80s pop-metal icon, has asked the makers of the energy drink Mijovi to change its name, saying it’s too close to his own. But the drink’s creator claims the name has nothing to do with the singer. He says he named the drink after his girlfriend, Jovita. [NPR’s Morning Edition]

In other news, I am demanding that rocker Jon Bon Jovi legally change his name back to John Francis Bongiovi due to the striking similarity between his name and that of a shitty 80’s rock group.