Agent: Vin, your last movie didn’t do to good.
Vin: Maybe I should branch out into comedy.
Agent: Arnold did comedy.
Vin: Yeah, I’d like to do something like Kindergarten Cop.
Agent: Yeah, Kindergarten Cop, that’s hot.
Vin: Sweet.

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How ridiculous did Vin Diesel look in that rug in that clip from the upcoming Sidney Lumet movie? There’s no way you’re getting me to believe that Vin Diesel could be a lawyer, even if he has the best hairpiece money can buy.