Jacko on the Trail of Justice

Breaking News! Michael Jackson is leading a task force to find the real culprits who molested young boys at his famed Neverland ranch.

As an aside, what really bothers me, is people like Jackson’s accuser, who have an axe to grind with wealthy celebrities. Will the Phil Spector’s, the Robert Blake’s, and the Bill O’Reilly’s of this world ever be able to carry on their lives in peace without being constantly harassed by false accusations of murder and sexual misconduct. Jeesh!