FEMA relieves itself of Michael Brown

Despite the recent vote of confidence by George W. Bush, FEMA chief Michael Brown is being relieved of his duties overseeing Katrina relief, says MSNBC. He is not, however, being relieved of his duties entirely, some sort of medal is sure to follow.

Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”
George W. Bush – Sept 2, 2005