The Mosquitotone, a high frequency buzzing sound formerly used to drive loitering teens from 7-11’s everywhere is now available as a ringtone. What’s so special about the Mosquitotone, and how will it enable you to cheat on your SAT’s? Well, in short, kids can hear it, but adults can’t. What do you mean adults can’t hear it? What you talkin’ about Willis? (Of course, if you are old enough to know that reference, you will undoubtedly be deaf to the Mosquitotone).
PS I can still hear it. I must have superhearing!