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In other Colbert Nation news, according to a recent public opinion poll, Stephen would receive an impressive 2.3% of the vote in the upcoming Democratic primaries.
In the Democratic primary, Colbert takes 2.3 percent of the vote — good for fifth place behind Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (40 percent), Sen. Barack Obama (19 percent), former Sen. John Edwards (12 percent) and Sen. Joe Biden (2.7 percent. Colbert finished ahead of Gov. Bill Richardson (2.1 percent), Rep. Dennis Kucinich (2.1 percent) and former Sen. Mike Gravel (less than 1 percent). [Washington Post]
Stephen has until next week to officially get on the ballot.